A:
Yeah, no, she's older than I thought she was. Not that it matters or anything, I was just surprised that
B:
How old is she?
A:
I think it's not real public knowledge.
B:
Come on.
A:
Well. Let's just say, without naming a specific number, that she's either ten years older OR ten years younger than me.
B:
So she's 38.
A:
I didn't say that.
B:
Well, she's clearly not 18.
A:
She could be. I said that she could be ten years younger than me.
B:
Dude! I'm not blind! She is super clearly not 18!
A:
I don't know, I think
B:
18 year olds are in high school! I'm surprised to learn that she's 38, but good gravy. She is clearly not a high school student.
A:
Well
B:
Was that an honest thing? Were you actually trying to leave me guessing, or was that just a fig leaf so you can claim that you didn't tell me?
A:
Oh, you know, I
B:
Here's one for you, let's try this one. See how you like it. Either, uhh, yeah, either I banged your sister, or, uh, the moon's made of blue cheese. How about that one. I'm not saying one way or the other.
A:
No way did you sleep with Sara, no way.
B:
Why don't you hop in your rocketship, fly to the moon and find out?
A:
No way, no way
C:
What's up nerds? Try this one on: either what I'm saying is true, or what I'm saying is false. So. Paradox, bitches. I'ma dip, I'll catch up with y'all later.