A:
Doctor! Is anyone a doctor?!
All:
<Silence, nervously looking around>
A:
Please! Someone help, I need a doctor!
B:
Well, I mean, technically, I'm a Ph.D., but I don't think
A:
So you're a doctor???
B:
I mean, I have a doctorate, but it's in computer science, so I don't
A:
Oh thank God! Please, come quickly! Please!
B:
Really? Ok, sure, just let me
A:
Oh, thank you, thank you so much! It's my router! I think something broke in my router, Hulu is really slow to load, and my son never got the email I sent this morning!