A:
Yeah, well, I've been hitting the gym pretty heavily.
B:
Yeah?
A:
Absolutely. I'm up to eighteen veins.
B:
What?
A:
I've got eighteen veins visible on my body at any one time.
B:
Eww, that's nasty. Why are you counting veins?
A:
Bigger the muscles, bigger the veins, bro. Gotta feed the machines! They get big enough, you can see them through the skin.
B:
That's really gross.
A:
No, check out. Three on my right forearm, on the inside, one on the out, that's four, three on my left arm total, one of innies hasn't popped yet. So that's 7.
B:
I don't
A:
One and one here, that's nine
B:
Dude
A:
I'll count these as three, so twelve
B:
Just stop
A:
One on each calf, fourteen
B:
Man
A:
Don't believe me? Check it. ... Boom and... boom.
B:
Pull your pantleg down
A:
And then four more, but those are only for Amy to see, heh heh. So eighteen, just like I said
B:
That is, all, just really gross and lame.
A:
No way. I got twenty if you count my Achilles tendon.
B:
You can't count those, they're tendons.
A:
I know, but it's definitely bulging. Just like my veins!
C:
Heyo! You guys talking veins?!
B:
I guess
C:
I knew it! How many you up to?
A:
Eighteen!
C:
Not bad, not bad. Hey, he's not counting his Achilles is he?
B:
No
C:
Cause you gotta watch this one! You gotta watch him! I'm late, I'll catch up with you dudes later!
A:
That guy is so awesome.