A:
Jesus, quit whining.
Jesus:
Hey!
A:
Oh, sorry, Jesus. I wasn't speaking to you.
Jesus:
I thought you were praying because there was no one else around.
A:
Oh yeah, I could see that. No, I was telling myself to quit whining, and invoking your name for emphasis.
Jesus:
NOT IN VAIN I HOPE!
A:
No, Jesus, not in vain.
Jesus:
Oh, I was just kidding, I could care less about the name in vain thing.
A:
Cool, that part never made any sense to me.
Jesus:
Yeah, me neither. I don't know who put that in, seriously. Well, I better be going, good luck with the whining. I'll see you in a few months!
A:
Thanks, Je... Wait! A few months?!
Jesus:
Ha! Got you. No, but seriously, I'll see you in exactly 62 years, 7 months, and 4 days. Uhh. Six months. No. Seven months. For sure.
A:
Sixty-two more years? Not bad!
Jesus:
That's definitely longer than I lasted!
Both:
Hahaha!
A:
See ya, Jesus!
Jesus:
Peace!