Overheard


between a man and his God
A: Jesus, quit whining.
Jesus: Hey!
A: Oh, sorry, Jesus. I wasn't speaking to you.
Jesus: I thought you were praying because there was no one else around.
A: Oh yeah, I could see that. No, I was telling myself to quit whining, and invoking your name for emphasis.
Jesus: NOT IN VAIN I HOPE!
A: No, Jesus, not in vain.
Jesus: Oh, I was just kidding, I could care less about the name in vain thing.
A: Cool, that part never made any sense to me.
Jesus: Yeah, me neither. I don't know who put that in, seriously. Well, I better be going, good luck with the whining. I'll see you in a few months!
A: Thanks, Je... Wait! A few months?!
Jesus: Ha! Got you. No, but seriously, I'll see you in exactly 62 years, 7 months, and 4 days. Uhh. Six months. No. Seven months. For sure.
A: Sixty-two more years? Not bad!
Jesus: That's definitely longer than I lasted!
Both: Hahaha!
A: See ya, Jesus!
Jesus: Peace!