Overheard


between three white guys waiting at Howard for a bus
A: Did I tell you Paul got engaged?
B: No, you didn't, good for him! Her name's Jennifer right?
A: Yeah, yeah. He met her on Match.com, believe it or not.
B: Haha, right on. I didn't know that.
A: Yeah, he's all fired up about it, called me the night he proposed and everything.
B: Aww. Yeah, he was all about her when I talked to him last Christmas.
A: Yeah, definitely. Do you think we'll ever get to the point where we don't make note of when people get together through an online dating site?
B: I assume so. I mean, way back, I assume it was mentioned whenever people didn't get married through an arranged marriage or something.
A: Way way back.
B: Well, you know
C: We're all thinking it! Will we ever get to the point where we don't mention anything when it's a mixed race marriage?
B: Uh... I think we're at that point now. I mean, us non-racists at least.
C: Not in a bad way or anything!
B: How is it not in a bad way?
C: You mean you wouldn't have mentioned anything if Jennifer was black?
A: Well... I mean, I probably would've, but that's just because Paul is total white-bread. Not in a bad way, of course.
C: Exactly.
B: So you wouldn't have said anything if John got engaged to a black woman?
A: No? He's black, though.
C: Exactly! And you might not have mentioned the Match.com if Paul were older! Because then it would be less interesting or surprising!
B: So, you're saying that when you announce a friend's engagement, you focus on the details that are unusual
C: Only on the details that are unusual or surprising RELATIVE TO THE FRIEND BEING DISCUSSED. So you would always mention her height when a friend marries an 8 foot tall woman, but only because that's unusual relative to everyone! But you WOULDN'T always mention when a fiance was in the Army or something, unless your friend is a noted pacifist!
A: Guys, guys. It goes deeper. The only reason I mentioned Paul's engagement at all is because THE EVENT ITSELF IS UNUSUAL OR UNEXPECTED RELATIVE TO WHAT YOU WOULD EXPECT! If I were a wedding planner, though, I wouldn't mention when a client got engaged, because it wouldn't be surprising! Noting things that are unexpected relative to the local norm doesn't just govern what's mentioned when a friend gets married, it governs all conversation!
B: A general theory of conversational topics!
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