A:
Hey, you're kind of a scary-movie guy, right?
B:
Yeah, I guess so. I've seen most of the Saws.
A:
That qualifies you.
B:
Actually, I just saw The Orphan, have you seen it?
A:
No.
B:
It was OK. Reasonably scary. I'm sure it set back adoptions in this country by fifteen years.
A:
Haha, perfect.
B:
Why do you ask?
A:
Well, I'm sure you'll laugh at this, but Beth and I watched Up last night
B:
THAT MOVIE IS SO SCARY!
A:
You really think so?
B:
Oh man, yeah! Like, just totally terrifying! When all those dogs were chasing the bird! Especially that main dog, the Doberman, I hated that one!
A:
I know! And how about when the main guy started talking about all the other "bandits" that have chased him!
B:
Yeah! And he had all their goggles on the coconuts, and you realized that he was just crazy! I'm getting shivers just talking about it.
A:
Who in their right mind would take a child to see that?
B:
I have no idea, seriously. I thought it was great, but as a kid I think my takeaway would've been "Growing old sucks, and at any point you may be chased by extremely intelligent, vicious talking dogs."