Overheard


on the Metra North Pacific Line, headed south to Ogilvie
A: This lets off right near the Lyric Opera, right?
B: Yeah, it's just across the bridge.
A: That's right. The Opera Hovse.
B: What?
A: On the side of the Lyric, it calls it an Opera HOVSE. Like with a "v" instead of a "u".
B: Oh, I get it.
A: Yeah, that V/U thing drives me crazy.
B: Because it's faux old-timey? Like "Ice-Cream Shoppe" or something?
A: No, I'm fine with wanting to kind of harken back historically or whatever. It's an opera after all. It's clear that all opera has is a past.
B: It certainly doesn't have a future!
A: Zing! But, the V/U thing. Gah. Couldn't those guys hear the difference? I don't understand how they weren't constantly confused about what they were saying.
B: Really? You know that it was still pronounced differently, right? "Hovse" with a "v" was still just pronounced like "house".
A: Was "victory" pronounced like "u-ictory"? They just couldn't hear the difference?
B: What? No. It just made different sounds based on what word it was in.
A: That sounds crazy complicated.
B: You know we do the same thing, right? "Cent" and "cat" both start with "c". The way a letter's pronounced changes with the word, there's a million other examples.
A: So "v" used to be like "c" is now? And then, they split it into "u" and "v" at some point for whatever reason?
B: Yeah.
A: Oh. I thought it was more complicated than that.
B: Nope.
A: Do you think "c" will ever split into two letters? One for hard "c" and one for soft "c"?
B: I don't know. Is that what "k" is?
A: Ehhh. I thought "k" was around before "c", but who knows?
B: Do you think it's a coincidence that a "k" looks like an "l" immediately followed by a "c"?
A: Maybe? You think maybe "l" and "c" together used to make the hard "c" sound, and eventually they just became one letter?
B: It's possible. I really have no idea.
A: Man. The one time we need a linguist, and there are none around.