A:
How do you get to work now?
B:
Oh, I take the bus most days. I bike in the summer when it's nice.
A:
Like the "bus" bus?
B:
Yeah, why?
A:
I guess I just assumed that only poor people rode the bus.
B:
Whoa. Racist.
A:
What?
B:
You just said you thought that only black people rode the bus.
A:
No, I didn't. I said "poor people", not "black people".
B:
Really?
A:
Yeah, definitely.
B:
...
A:
Sooo. I guess you're the racist one, huh?
B:
Well, I think we both have things we should probably work on with regards to other races.
A:
Ehhhh. Do we?