A:
Well, what do you think I should do?
B:
Hmm?
A:
What would you do if you were in my position?
B:
Probably kill myself.
A:
What? No, no. What would you do about the paper?
B:
Oh, oh, sorry. I think go ahead and submit it.
A:
Ok. ... What was the whole thing about killing yourself if you were me?
B:
Sorry, I wasn't paying much attention.
A:
Yeah, ok, but. I mean, that doesn't explain why you would say you would kill yourself, if, you know. You were me.
B:
... yeah. No, it doesn't explain it. There's... other things.
A:
...
B:
Hey, I gotta go, I'll catch you later.
A:
Ok... bye man.
B:
Probably.
A:
...