A:
I'm amazed, since I get contacts, how many people comment on it like it was a vanity thing. They'll say like, "Oh, you got contacts. I guess they're cheaper than a gym membership."
B:
What, you thought you were the only person who's copped to the fact that glasses make you look like a huge dork?
A:
I know, right? It's like, Get a room, you four-eyed nerds!