A:
I'm thinking about moving my website from Apache/PHP to Lighttpd/Passenger/Sinatra.
B:
Oh, I didn't even realize you'd finished it.
A:
I haven't.
B:
... and you're already experiencing performance issues?
A:
No, no. It's all just static content.
B:
So, you're switching...
A:
Yeah, just to do it.
B:
... Cool.